Q: When and why did you start writing? What is it about writing that satisfies you the most?
A: Hey there, Victoria, thanks so much for having me on your blog. I started writing about six
years ago when the company I’d worked at as a graphic designer for 27 years closed up shop.
At the time I was devastated, not wanting to start over in the corporate world. That was when I
realized I absolutely abhorred the corporate world. So I took up writing (along with cooking
which my wife greatly appreciates) to run away from Big Business. To me, the most satisfying
thing about writing is typing “The End.”
Q: What is one subject or genre you would never write about and why?
A: That’s easy! Erotica! (You’re very welcome, everyone!). To me, sex in books or movies is
interesting for about the first minute, then it’s *yawn* “isn’t this something I’d rather be doing
myself?” Honestly, I don’t know how erotica writers do it. There’re only so many different ways
to describe body parts.
Q: What type of scene do you find the hardest to write? Funny, romantic, scary, or sad?
A: Outside of erotica (see above), action is the hardest for me to write. Which is kinda dumb, I
realize, since I usually include lots of action in my books. It’s challenging. Car chases are
particularly tough to write as I think they lean more toward visual entertainment. Doesn’t mean I
don’t write a lot of ‘em, though. Call me a writing masochist.
Q: What advice about writing do you wish you had given yourself early in your writing
A: Don’t write 18 novels in six years! Just don’t do it, Stuart! Don’t make me cover over there!
Q: Do you read your reviews? If so, how do you celebrate the good and get over the bad?
A: Of course I read my reviews! Any writer who says they don’t is pulling your leg. I celebrate the
good notices with a smarmy grin, a haughty attitude, and walk around like the la-de- da King of
Writers. To the naysayers, I say, “clearly they don’t know what they’re talking about. Hmph.”
(Then I go curl up in a ball and cry myself to sleep.)
Q: If you weren’t a writer, what would you be and why?
A: That’s another easy one! Why, I’d be the President of the United States, of course! After
all...anyone can do it, right?
Q: What is the best or most memorable compliment you ever received?
A: Eight years or so ago, I bought a six-pack of beer at the local convenience store. The clerk said,
“Can I see some I.D?” With a grin, I happily whipped my driver’s license out. Of course, when
she started laughing at my age, the preceding compliment lost a bit of its luster. Note...this hasn’t
happened EVER again.
Q: What is the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?
A: In college, I took something called “The Psychology of Satisfaction.” During the first lecture, the
professor (a giggling mad-man) told us the nature of the course is that we didn’t have to stay for
lectures, didn’t have to take any tests, and we were free to do whatever we wanted (although
there were five mandatory parties I had to attend). Still wondering how I managed a “B.”
Q: Are you a glass half full or half empty kind of person? Or is the glass just malformed?
A: I’m more a “Quick! Keep the glass filled to the rim!” kinda’ neurotic.
Q: Which of the four seasons do you like/dislike the most and why?
A: Winter! Ugh! People weren’t designed to negotiate snow and ice and freezing temperatures. I
mean, honestly, we’re not walruses.
SPEED QUESTIONS: Straight YES/NO answers, unless you want to add a few
words to qualify the answer.
Have you ever:
Lied about your age? Yep! And dang proud of it, too!
Called in sick to work when you weren’t sick? Hmm...does a hang-over count as being sick?
Eaten ice cream straight from the carton? You mean there’s a different way to eat it?
Worn odd socks? Pretty much daily. Doing my best to keep the romance alive!
Thanks so much for inviting me to wax dumbly, Victoria.ReplyDelete
You are most welcome!ReplyDelete
Great interview. Loved the humor.ReplyDelete
Thanks much, Roxy. Now if only my wife would jump on the "Stuart is Funny" bandwagon. Sigh. Keep hope alive!Delete
Yes, he always makes me laugh. A rare talent.ReplyDelete
Stuart! I totally agree about the sex scenes. I like to 'set the stage' and leave the rest to the imagination!ReplyDelete
Victoria - you come up with such interesting questions and I really enjoyed Stuart's entertaining answers. :)
Thank you for dropping in, Suzanne.Delete
Thank you, Suzanne. Trust me, the world's a much better place without my writing detailed sex scenes.Delete
DEFINITELY AN INTERESTING INTERVIEW. hAVE ENJOYED YOUR BOOKS. wHEN WRITING CAR CHASE SCENES, DOES YOUR BODY JERK AND SWAY LIKE YOU WERE REALLY DRIVING?ReplyDelete
I've never written a car chase scene but I can imagine I would. It's all part of building the scene if you can actually feel it. Thanks for commenting.Delete
Hey there, Janet. No, usually while writing car chase scenes, my mind keeps saying, "Are we there yet? Why can't we just be there? How much longer is it? It's taking like forever! I gotta go potty."Delete